Humor quotations

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◆ I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

- Michael J. Fox99

◆ Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

- Mark Twain99

◆ A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

- William Arthur Ward99

◆ The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

- Lou Holtz99

◆ Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

- Peter Ustinov99

◆ Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

- Agnes Repplier99

◆ The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

- Moliere99

◆ A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

- Henry Ward Beecher99

◆ Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

- James Thurber99

◆ Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.

- Aung San Suu Kyi99

◆ Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

- Victor Borge99

◆ I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

- 99

◆ There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

- 99

◆ Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

- 99

◆ Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!

- Nishan Panwar99