Humor sayings

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◆ Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

- 99

◆ Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?

- Azgraybebly Josland99

◆ I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

- 99

◆ It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!

- Nishan Panwar99

◆ You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!

- 99

◆ Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

- 99

◆ Im having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.

- Emalie Newhall99

◆ Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...

- 99

◆ I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bitch button and we'll be great

- 99

◆ Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!

- 99

◆ I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face!

- Senora Roy99

◆ My stupid GPS can't find Rack City. Bitch.

- 99

◆ Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.

- 99

◆ When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

- Hussein Nishah99

◆ That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'

- Hussein Nishah99