Humor quotes

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◆ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein100
◆ Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby100
◆ Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers100
◆ Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
- Oketa Ojok100
◆ Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
- 99
◆ Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
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◆ I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.
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◆ Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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◆ Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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◆ If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
- Seth Rogen99
◆ Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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◆ Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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◆ I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
- Carlos Banks99
◆ Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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◆ If you try to watch the movie Titanic's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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