Humor proverbs

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◆ The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

- Rita Mae Brown99

◆ Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein99

◆ The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

- e. e. cummings99

◆ Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

- Grenville Kleiser99

◆ I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

- Anne Wilson Schaef99

◆ From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

- Dr. Seuss99

◆ Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

- Ellen DeGeneres99

◆ Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

- Langston Hughes99

◆ A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

- Hugh Sidey99

◆ Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

- William James99

◆ You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

- Bill Cosby99

◆ If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

- Mahatma Gandhi99

◆ Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

- Steven Wright99

◆ It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

- Bill Hicks99

◆ I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

- Bob Hope99