Witty quotations

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◆ Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.

- Mervyn Peake99

◆ And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

- Susan Kay99

◆ Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

- Chuck Palahniuk99

◆ I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.

- Nancy Springer99

◆ Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

- Robert A. Heinlein99

◆ I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.

- Holly Hood99

◆ Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem.

- Elizabeth Eulberg99

◆ Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

- Criss Jami99

◆ Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.

- George Eliot99

◆ Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I'd like to believe I'm an expert.

- Dennis Sharpe99

◆ Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.

- K. Syrah99

◆ But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that's the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

- Tim Dorsey99

◆ Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

- Wilson Mizner99

◆ Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

- 99

◆ Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.

- 99