Witty quotes

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◆ Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
- Suzanne Collins100
◆ Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!
- Nishan Panwar100
◆ When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.
- 99
◆ Oh, I didn't tell you? Cause its none of your business bitch.
- 99
◆ When people talk like a hoe, dress like a hoe, walk like a hoe, act like a hoe, but get mad when someone calls them a hoe? Stupid hoe.
- 99
◆ Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.
- 99
◆ One big school, full of fake bitches.
- 99
◆ One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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◆ You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you.
- 99
◆ If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!
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◆ I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.
- Jazmin Garcia99
◆ Does anyone ever get that feeling in class when you just wanna scream out 'NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!'
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◆ Sorry...I couldn't hear you over all the f*ck I don't give.
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◆ Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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◆ Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Ugh, Look at that b*tch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!'
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