Witty sayings

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◆ If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.
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◆ I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
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◆ If you're talking about me behind my back you're in a pretty good position to kiss my ass!
- Ritu Ghatourey99
◆ When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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◆ The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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◆ If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?
- Azgraybebly Joslan99
◆ Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.
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◆ If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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◆ If you need space, work at NASA.
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◆ The hardest part about business is minding your own.
- Drake99
◆ Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
- Family Guy99
◆ I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
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◆ My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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◆ Roses are red, violets are blue, you thought I would cry over you. I told you I loved you, and you thought it was true. Well guess what player, you got played too!
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◆ If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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