Silly quotations

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◆ Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

- Lloyd Alexander99

◆ I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I'm from Denver, it makes sense. Now if I also lived in Cheeseland (Wisconsin) it would make perfect, yummy sense.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I want to buy you a pair of YAP, or Yellow Admiration Pants (they have no crotch), and have you talk dirty to me.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I belong, and my penis, it be long.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dressing your father promised my father, 53 years ago. Kindly pour some on my salad and I'll be on my way. ?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ When I was a kid we played cowboys and Indians, and I always wanted to be an Indian when I grew up.

- Ville Valo99

◆ She moved her hands like crane claws as she spoke, trying to dig at the essence of what she was saying. It was the dirtiest I love you I've ever heard.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Your love story, I don't want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.

- Michel de Montaigne99

◆ I eat soup with chopsticks—and straws. And I make love with the surgical precision of a sledgehammer.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ My nickname isn't Scarface—it's Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ One does silly things when one is twelve.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

- Gothsynyster99

◆ I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?

- Nikhil Saluja99