Silly quotes

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◆ If I told you I've worked hard to get where I'm at, I'd be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.

- Jarod Kintz100

◆ When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

- 100

◆ If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.

- 99

◆ There is no angry way to say 'bubbles.'

- 99

◆ I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in the way.

- 99

◆ Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

- 99

◆ If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.

- 99

◆ What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

- 99

◆ Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.

- 99

◆ If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.

- 99

◆ I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.

- 99

◆ I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at school...

- 99

◆ When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown.

- 99

◆ That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber trying to open it.

- 99

◆ I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.

- 99