Silly sayings
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- 99◆ Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.
- 99◆ That awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
- 99◆ The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
- 99◆ Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
- 99◆ I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
- 99◆ Out of all the people I've ever met you are the one who makes me draw those silly little hearts on my papers.
- 99◆ I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
- 99◆ I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
- 99◆ Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
- 99◆ Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.
- 99◆ Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree.
- 99◆ I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
- 99◆ Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
- 99◆ If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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