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- C. JoyBell C.99◆ I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ That proves you are unusual,' returned the Scarecrow; 'and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.
- L. Frank Baum99◆ If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.
- J.R. Ward99◆ All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you're bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Insane means fewer cameras!
- Ally Carter99◆ Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
- Rick Riordan99◆ There are no coincidences in life. What person that wandered in and out of your life was there for some purpose, even if they caused you harm. Sometimes, it doesn't make sense the short periods of time we get with people, or the outcomes from their choices. However, if you turn it over to God he promises that you will see the big picture in the hereafter. Nothing is too small to be a mistake.
- Shannon L. Alder99◆ It's impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Flirtation doesn't have to go somewhere; it certainly doesn't need to end up in bed. I like to think of it as a little friendlier than a handshake, a little less intimate than a kiss. It's a way of saying hi, you look great, have a wonderful day. A tasteful flirtation, played out people who understand the rules, leave everyone feeling good and can perk up the bluest mood.
- Karen Marie Moning99◆ Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A blanket isn't the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be substituted in for Rhode Island as a US state, because they're roughly the same size, the have the same population (the brick may have one less person), and Grandma Kintz makes the best Excuse Soup in the entire state.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.?
- Jarod Kintz98
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