Random proverbs
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- Jarod Kintz98◆ Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
- Ellen DeGeneres98◆ I design, manufacture, distribute, and sell elevator buttons. I specialize in the fourth floor. And I don't mean to brag, but I'm such a good salesman that I could sell one of my fourth-floor elevator buttons to the owner of a three-story building. I'm also into jazz. I make elevator music in my free time. My motto in life: You can't push my buttons if you don't buy them.
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you're having boring, obligatory sex with your spouse, who's as dry and exciting as a sack of flour. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
- Keisha Keenleyside98◆ A blanket can be wrapped around one's head and used as a helmet. It's particularly appropriate if you wear your blanket helmet during a pillow fight with me, because unbeknownst to you, I'll have a brick stuffed at the bottom of my pillowcase.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind
- Joshua Wright98◆ Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace it with was the image of being eaten by tiny clowns.
- David Wong98◆ A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you'll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used as a child's game to improve memory. I forgot how exactly, but then I never played much. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I'd rather test the machine out by seeing if it can lift my heavy, elephantine penis off the floor. But before I turn the machine on, I'm going to ask you to stand at least ten feet back, because I wouldn't want to accidentally impregnate you. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ I sleep with an astronaut's helmet on my head, just in case I get into a high-speed crash with space during the middle of the night.
- Jarod Kintz98◆ My mom gave me life, so I gave her batteries. AA batteries.
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.?
- Jarod Kintz98
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