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- Bauvard99◆ A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be
- Abraham Maslow99◆ All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
- Claudia Gray99◆ Hand me my pants,
- Michael Grant99◆ After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.
- Jeff Lindsay99◆ What's my age again?
- Blink-18299◆ My name is Davis Davis. And don't call me Mr. Davis! How would you like it if I called you Mr. Archibald, or whatever your first name is?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ The sky was as blue as orange could get. I love sunsets at noon, and forks disguised as spoons.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I remember the first time I fogged up your astronaut's helmet. That night we made space like outer love. But I kept it cool like Coors Light in the fridge, even though I felt heavy and cramped in your chilled kitchen appliance.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
- Hunter S. Thompson99◆ Scoop out my soul with a spoon like it's a cantaloupe, and I'll tell you that love is breakfast. And I'd love to make breakfast to Agatha one more time.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.
- Megan McDonald99◆ If I die, who's going to take care of my shadow? Or will it return to the night, from whence it came? While I sleep at night I keep my shadow folded neatly in my underwear drawer.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Seeing is believing
- Alyson Noel99◆ I have alchemised my love for Agatha, and turned it into gold, which is the embodiment of Orafoura. I am the Elixir of Love--hot, cold, dry, and moist, I am the quintessential element: Jell-O. Agatha makes me yummy like John Wayne rides horse radish.
- Jarod Kintz99
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