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◆ When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

- 100

◆ You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

- James Dashner100

◆ Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.

- Doug MacLeod99

◆ A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Did you ever wish you had a book that would explain the full meaning of life's random happenings to you?

- Mariko Tamaki99

◆ Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...

- 99

◆ I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

- 99

◆ I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

- 99

◆ I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

- 99

◆ The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

- Rita Mae Brown99

◆ No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.

- Henry Kissinger99

◆ I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

- W C Fields99

◆ When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

- 99

◆ There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

- 99

◆ It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Rami Belson99