Lol quotations

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◆ You know, you're kind of squeamish for such a lethal person

- Suzanne Collins99

◆ Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD.

- Flynn Meaney98

◆ You are all made of real poop.

- Anne Frank98

◆ It's not such a huge deal when this happens at a 7-Eleven. It's pretty huge, though, when you spend the entire job interview trying not to come across like a box of hair and you come across like a box of hair.

- Augusten Burroughs98

◆ Lolzez

- Aisha Cat98

◆ They're really into it, laughing and teasing each other, and I am looking at Pam and thinking once again how she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen and that if we were back in the olden times she might have been made into a goddess because she is so beautiful. Sometimes I cannot stop my mind. It's scary.

- James Howe98

◆ I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I'm wiping Evan Walker's ass.

- Rick Yancey98

◆ He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.

- Nenia Campbell98

◆ Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk.

- Richelle Mead98

◆ Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her?

- Simone Elkeles98

◆ I'm surprised he doesn't reach for a wet nap to rid his hands of my general poorness.

- Victoria Scott98

◆ I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear?

- Sara Wolf98

◆ Speaking of fruit, I'm down--I mean, he's down--to his underwear.

- Rick Yancey98

◆ Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing

- Jen Frederick98

◆ It's when I'm around some people that my entire vocabulary goes on vacation. Like now

- Cath Crowley98