Lol proverbs

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◆ I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.

- Kevin Hart98

◆ if you abuse it you lose it-Mrs.eldridge

- mrs.eldridge98

◆ An animated conversation was in progress and the woman behind the counter started airing her views about a murder case that had created some stir in Algiers. A young commercial employee had killed an Algerian on a beach.

- Albert Camus98

◆ And for once i didn't look back.

- Rick Riordan98

◆ I have a bad case of awkward as fuck

- Jamie McGuire98

◆ Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.

- Sara Wolf98

◆ We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

- Nenia Campbell98

◆ I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

- Nenia Campbell98

◆ Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.

- Jamie McGuire98

◆ something really deep and inspirational.

- J.R.R. Tolkien98

◆ dying, crying, hyperventilating

- twelvie gang98

◆ They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian's Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People's Business.

- Herman Melville98

◆ Jude did not flip them off and then drove for a few blocks feeling good about himself, proud of his restraint. His will, it was like iron.

- Joe Hill98

◆ Si un inglés se siente incómodo en una situación (es decir, en todas) prepara té. Es una regla universal: cuando no sepas qué hacer, pon la tetera en marcha. ?Que van a amputarte una pierna? No pasa nada, hombre, tomate una taza de té y asunto arreglado. ?Que tu novio te pone los cuernos? Don't worry, que voy a colocar la tetera al fuego. ?Que empieza la Tercera Guerra Mundial? Que no cunda el pánico, hay té para todos.

- Rebeca Rus98

◆ Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.

- Flynn Meaney98