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◆ Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy!
- Rachel Hawkins99
◆ He strode over to the ruined church. This, Blue had discovered, was how Gansey got places - striding. Walking was for ordinary people.
- Maggie Stiefvater99
◆ I would love to slap you right now, but I'm currently wielding a nine pound ball and I'm afraid that would be called murder.
- Sara Wolf99
◆ A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- Dennis Miller99
◆ Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I've likely given the poor man a heart attack.
- Tahereh Mafi99
◆ Maruman does not loll.
- Isobelle Carmody99
◆ Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.
- Jennifer L. Armentrout99
◆ You're the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am one hundred percent, head-over-heels, crazy in love with you.
- Cecily White99
◆ Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him.
- David Wong99
◆ Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.
- Jay McLean99
◆ Compared with my life Cinderella was a spoiled brat.
- Alan Bradley99
◆ A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.
- James Patterson99
◆ You just mingled saliva with the most beautiful boy ever to tread the hallways of Saint Pock's. Saliva. There's DNA in saliva. You're like carrying his cells in your mouth like one of those weird frogs that incubates its eggs in its cheeks
- Laini Taylor99
◆ England is a nation of shopkeepers.
- Napoleon99
◆ Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of disposition.
- L.B. Gregg99

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