Lol quotes

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◆ I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

- Ellen DeGeneres100

◆ Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.

- Addison Moore99

◆ The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.

- Addison Moore99

◆ I'll take my clothes off - whatever the job requires.

- Tom Felton99

◆ For refusing to collapse into an earth-devouring black hole under the force of its own staggering density, we dedicate this book to Theodore Roosevelt's left testicle.

- Cracked.com99

◆ I remembered Father remarking once that if rudeness was not attributable to ignorance it could be taken as a sure sign that one was speaking to a member of the aristocracy.

- Alan Bradley99

◆ I swore I would love you 'til the end of time, so now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive.

- Meat Loaf99

◆ When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.

- Nenia Campbell99

◆ ..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that....

- Finn Marlowe99

◆ Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish.

- Addison Moore99

◆ Angélique Sookie, toi qui es la beauté et la grace incarnées, pardonne-moi. Je suis accablé à l'idée que cette ménade malfaisante et démoniaque ait pu oser violenter ce corps parfait et voluptueux qui est le tien, dans l'intention de faire parvenir un message à mon indigne et misérable personne.

- Charlaine Harris99

◆ Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.

- Nenia Campbell99

◆ In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

- Amunhotep El Bey99

◆ On the way, I shared the backseat of Feyerabend's little sports car with the inflatable raft he kept there in case an 8-point earthquake came while he was on the Bay Bridge.

- Lee Smolin99

◆ Always give 100%, unless you are giving your blood. You may want to keep some of that.

- Brad West99