Hilarious quotations

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◆ Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

- James Patterson99

◆ It made her want to have his babies and give him both her kidneys.

- Rainbow Rowell98

◆ I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

- Rainbow Rowell98

◆ What the—who the—what the fucking fuck?

- L.A. Gilbert98

◆ Roy Mustang looks dead sexy...in a miniskirt!

- Vic Mignona98

◆ My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.

- Ziad K. Abdelnour98

◆ (Brin) 'How good is your lawyer, on a scale of Atticus Finch to Franklin and Bash?

- Lisa Henry98

◆ Are they Russian by way of the Ozarks?

- Alexa Land98

◆ Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.

- A.P.98

◆ He pointed to an object on the ground next to him. It looked like an old trash can lid, dented and marked all over with strange signs and patterns. 'Meet Purposelessly Hyperinflated Individuality. Something Dess made to help me get here'.

- Scott Westerfeld98

◆ somewhere between hello and I want this job, he'd lost all business sense and hired the pretty lady just because she wanted the job. Was it because she turned him into a seventeen-year-old with raging hormones?

- Dolores Wilson98

◆ Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.

- Emma Chase98

◆ When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers' and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,' and drove off.

- Kyle Adams98

◆ Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin

- S.C. Stephens98

◆ No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic.

- FayJay98