Stoner quotations

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◆ Keep calm and pass the weed on.

- Ashley Rosales99

◆ I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?

- Bob Saget98

◆ If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to your life.

- Jack Herer98

◆ Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.

- Melissa Etheridge98

◆ Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.

- Richard Neville98

◆ Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data.

- Greg Scott98

◆ It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.

- Louis Armstrong98

◆ Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive events with clarity; to look into the gates of paradise; to completely enjoy whatever you might be doing; to smile so hard that your jaw muscles get tired. Being high is to laugh at the silliest things; to understand things that have seemed absurd before; to have the aloofness of a cat; to afford a kinship with god. To be intoxicated with marijuana makes every superlative seem within your grasp. Being high makes life seem terribly good. Being high is simply grand.

- John Rosevear98

◆ When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

- Obama98