Stoner proverbs

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◆ I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

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◆ Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.

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◆ I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.

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◆ Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain away.

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◆ Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.

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◆ Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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◆ I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!

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◆ I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

- Half Baked98

◆ Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.

- Andy Warhol98

◆ Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

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◆ Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch, but she like me. Tryna get that final cut like Spike Lee.

- Wiz Khalifa98

◆ You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly.

- Bone Thugs N Harmony98

◆ When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees.

- Bone Thugs N Harmony98

◆ Happy 420 Day.

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◆ At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to mark the marijuana movement.

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