Stoner sayings
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- Julia Klassen99◆ I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
- 99◆ Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
- 99◆ As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
- 99◆ I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
- Friday99◆ Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
- Friday99◆ I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty
- Scary Movie99◆ To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.
- Bill Hicks99◆ There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
- 99◆ How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.
- 99◆ Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying.
- Lil Wayne99◆ Some people go to high school... others go to school high.
- 99◆ If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.
- Bone Thugs N Harmony99◆ If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.
- Bone Thugs N Harmony99◆ 4/20 is national weed day, 4/21 is national random drug test day.
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