Stoner quotes

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◆ Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

- 100

◆ Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict.

- Kid Cudi99

◆ Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.

- Kid Cudi99

◆ Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.

- Mac Miller99

◆ A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

- 99

◆ I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.

- 99

◆ They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

- Bill Hicks99

◆ Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

- John Hardwick99

◆ If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin' wit your life.

- Katt Williams99

◆ When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

- Bob Marley99

◆ Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

- Katt Williams99

◆ Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.

- Drake99

◆ I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

- Drake99

◆ Let ya hair blow in the breeze roll some bomb ass weed.

- Wiz Khalifa99

◆ Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all reppin taylor gang.

- Wiz Khalifa99