Sarcastic quotations
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- 99◆ So I'm invisible to you now? Ok that's cool, I've always wanted a superpower.
- 98◆ You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you.
- 98◆ Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice.
- 98◆ Would you like some sun? Cause you're shady as f*ck!
- 98◆ I don't really hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows..
- 98◆ I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
- 98◆ Sorry...I couldn't hear you over all the f*ck I don't give.
- 98◆ I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain...
- 98◆ 'Why were you late?' Cause the bell rang before I got here...
- 98◆ Mom, Im going out. 'With friends?' No, with people I hate...
- 98◆ I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.
- 98◆ Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume...
- 98◆ I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
- 98◆ I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
- Henry Youngman98
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