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- Jarod Kintz99◆ Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I'm out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Don't try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.
- Roman Payne99◆ Exit, pursued by a bear.
- William Shakespeare99◆ I want to make something of myself. I believe it's called a statue.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you'd like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ When the clock reads 3:00, I don't call it three o'clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ It's impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy's drink.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.
- Jarod Kintz99
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