Bizarre sayings
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- Jarod Kintz99◆ I'm glad scrambled eggs don't have lips, because when I'm grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I've eaten a man for less than that.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren't though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ There's truth and honor in a mustache. And that's why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ I can't define what love is. That's like eating a pancake with a waffle instead of a fork. But you know it when you feel it, like petting a cat wearing a synthetic fur coat.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ It was only high school after all, definitely one of the most bizarre periods in a person's life. How anyone can come through that time well adjusted on any level is an absolute miracle.
- E.A. Bucchianeri99◆ I'm older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that's not right. That's not my dad at all, that's just some stranger hanging around in my memory.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I'd probably make love like a leprechaun. But it's cool, because with that pot of gold, I'd have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four Cokes in a case. Coincidence?
- 99◆ Tell the little voices in your head to shut up! I can't hear mine!
- 99◆ I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every second of it!
- 99◆ Whose cruel idea was it to put the 's' in 'lisp'?
- 99◆ Psychiatrists say one in four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're okay, you're it.
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