Bizarre quotes

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◆ I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it's true I'm here, and I'm just as strange as you.

- Frida Kahlo100

◆ Save the planet, recycle an environmentalist.

- 99

◆ If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

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◆ I'm not littering, I'm donating to the Earth.

- 99

◆ I live in my own little world...but it's ok...they know me here.

- 99

◆ The little men who live behind my eyes and scream directly at my brain told me to tell you 'hello.'

- 99

◆ My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clamouring for attention

- 99

◆ I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

- 99

◆ Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!

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◆ Quiet, brain, or I'll poke you with another Q-tip!

- 99

◆ I just got lost in thought... it was unfamiliar territory.

- 99

◆ I press the CONTROL key but it's not giving me any!

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◆ Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

- Aldous Huxley99

◆ There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.

- Douglas Adams99

◆ If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

- Tom Snyder99