Monday quotations

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◆ Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.

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◆ Mondays should be optional...

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◆ Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.

- Michael Ealy98

◆ Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?

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◆ Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down. I hate Mondays...

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◆ I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.

- Ann Diehl98

◆ I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.

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◆ Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

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◆ Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

- Turtle Dundee98

◆ If Monday was a person, it'd be a Ginger...

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◆ Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!

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◆ I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

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◆ Mondays are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

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◆ It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...

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◆ Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code

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