Monday sayings

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◆ I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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◆ If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.
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◆ Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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◆ I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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◆ I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.
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◆ I call you a Monday because nobody likes you.
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◆ Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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◆ If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it'll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
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◆ If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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◆ Dont hate mondays, they stand for new beginnings.
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◆ Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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◆ This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.
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◆ 'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
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◆ Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.
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◆ Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
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