Monday quotes

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◆ If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

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◆ I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.

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◆ If Monday was a person it would be a ginger.

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◆ Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.

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◆ If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...

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◆ Monday must be a man it comes too quickly.

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◆ I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.

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◆ Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

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◆ On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.

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◆ It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

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◆ Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

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◆ They should make Mondays illegal.

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◆ Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...

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◆ Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?

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◆ I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

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