Monday proverbs

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◆ Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.

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◆ Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.

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◆ The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.

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◆ The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.

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◆ My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.

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◆ It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

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◆ Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.

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◆ The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.

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◆ I wish Monday was as fast as Usain Bolt.

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◆ Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.

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◆ I hate Monday because Monday hates me.

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◆ For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.

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◆ Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!

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◆ They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.

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◆ I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.

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