Halloween quotations

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◆ Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.

- Alice Jane99

◆ Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween!

- 98

◆ Halloween is the only day of the year that girls use as an excuse to explain why they're dressed like a whore.

- Sabrina Beaubian98

◆ Happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day.

- 98

◆ I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhore the costume they had the year before.

- 98

◆ Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref.

- 98

◆ Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

- Dee Snider98

◆ I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

- Drew Carey98

◆ On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

- Rodney Dangerfield98

◆ I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

- 98

◆ This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

- Conan O'Brien98

◆ A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

- Erma Bombeck98

◆ Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

- Richard Harris Barham98

◆ There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

- Jean Baudrillard98

◆ Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

- Fernando Pessoa98