Halloween proverbs

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◆ Halloween is day when you can pretend to be something you're not, and not get judged for it.

- Denicia Provencio98

◆ You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.

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◆ I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year.

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◆ I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.

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◆ I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...

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◆ Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty.

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◆ I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career...

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◆ This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.

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◆ The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.

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◆ When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, tis near Halloween.

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◆ Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...

- Nicholas Gordon98

◆ Hoes gonna be tricking their treats tonight! Happy Halloween!

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