Halloween quotes

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◆ Halloween, just another day people pretend to be somebody they're not.

- Bernajoy Vaal100

◆ Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.

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◆ Oh, I'm sorry! I thought slut was your costume...

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◆ It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.

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◆ You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit.

- Mitchell Perry99

◆ Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess it's the only night of the year they can do this without having their motives questioned.

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◆ For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.

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◆ I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.

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◆ Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.

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◆ Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy.

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◆ Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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◆ Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not.

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◆ Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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◆ Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

- Lindsay Lohan99

◆ Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

- Rita Rudner99