Halloween sayings

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◆ For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.

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◆ Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.

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◆ I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.

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◆ May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country.

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◆ Halloween: a magical and mysterious holiday all full of surprises in which, amongst treats and tricks, fear and horror turn into joy and play.

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◆ Halloween's over, you can take off you ugly face now.

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◆ Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.

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◆ Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not.

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◆ My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.

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◆ If you're out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween!

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◆ I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.

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◆ My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.

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◆ I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.

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◆ I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.

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◆ Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it.

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