Funny marriage quotations

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◆ Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.

- Vikrant Parsai99

◆ In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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◆ My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

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◆ Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.

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◆ Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.

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◆ Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

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◆ My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.

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◆ When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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◆ Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

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◆ Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

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◆ A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.

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◆ I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.

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◆ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx98

◆ To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Ogden Nash98

◆ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

- Cher98