Funny marriage sayings

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◆ Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.

- Vikrant Parsai99

◆ I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

- Ana Chable99

◆ Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!

- Nishan Panwar99

◆ Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.

- 99

◆ Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

- 99

◆ Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.

- 99

◆ A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

- Melchor Lim99

◆ Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

- Nikhil Saluja99

◆ Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

- Ogden Nash99

◆ I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.

- Nikhil Saluja99

◆ Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

- Nikhil Saluja99

◆ You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

- Nikhil Saluja99

◆ Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .

- Ritu Ghatourey99

◆ A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.

- Azgraybebly Josland99

◆ Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.

- Ritu Ghatourey99