Funny marriage proverbs
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- 98◆ I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
- Terry Mark98◆ You marry because you lack of judgement, and divorce because you lack of patience, and you remarry because you lack of good memories.
- 98◆ People say there is no difference between complete & finish. When you marry the right one, you are complete, and when you marry the wrong one, you are finished and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.
- 98◆ Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
- Azgraybebly Joslan98◆ My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.
- Obsidian Panther98◆ When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
- Hussein Nishah98◆ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman98◆ There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
- Robert Frost98◆ The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.
- Jarod Kintz98◆ Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
- 98◆ Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
- 98◆ You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- 98◆ The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- 98◆ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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