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- Ronak Gurung99◆ Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
- 98◆ If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
- 98◆ Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
- 98◆ That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...
- 98◆ Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
- 98◆ If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.
- 98◆ A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
- 98◆ Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'
- 98◆ I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
- 98◆ Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
- Stanley Victor Paskavich98◆ That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself.
- 98◆ Why cant sluts count to 70? because 69 is a mouthful.
- 98◆ That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person...
- 98◆ Some people are so fake, sitting around lying on Facebook all day bragging about stuff they don't have.
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