Facebook proverbs

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◆ The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

- Johnneil Bertrand98

◆ Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama

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◆ All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

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◆ Facebook: the only book teens read these days.

- Azgraybebly Joslan98

◆ Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens on Facebook?

- Azgraybebly Josland98

◆ Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.

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◆ WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.

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◆ That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.

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◆ The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment!

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◆ Some people should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.

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◆ If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.

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◆ Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

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◆ You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.

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◆ Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.

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◆ There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.'

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