Facebook sayings

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◆ On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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◆ I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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◆ Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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◆ For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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◆ Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame ass dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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◆ The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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◆ I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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◆ Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
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◆ Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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◆ Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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◆ What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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◆ When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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◆ That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
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◆ Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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◆ If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.
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