Facebook quotes

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◆ If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'

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◆ Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

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◆ That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.

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◆ Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.

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◆ The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.

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◆ Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...

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◆ Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

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◆ I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.

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◆ My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.

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◆ Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.

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◆ Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

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◆ It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

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◆ That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

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◆ When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...

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◆ Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.

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