Driving quotations

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◆ My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.

- Nikhil Saluja99

◆ 3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they started crying, turned around and drove home.

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◆ We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.

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◆ A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.

- Steven Deitz98

◆ I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

- Dylan Moran98

◆ I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

- Stephen Wright98

◆ Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

- George Carlin98

◆ You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

- Tommy Cooper98

◆ I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!

- Bob Marley98

◆ Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.

- John Updike98

◆ It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely no problem with it.

- Alain Prost98

◆ Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

- Tommy Lasorda98

◆ Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they may not tip you, you don't know their names, they don't care about you, you don't care about them.

- Pam Grier98

◆ So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.

- Jeff Gordon98

◆ My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

- Salma Hayek98