Driving quotes
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- 100◆ Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- Humor99◆ I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.
- 99◆ Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
- 99◆ Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
- 99◆ I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
- 99◆ That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.
- 99◆ I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
- 99◆ That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green...
- 99◆ Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
- 99◆ Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not more important than your life.
- 99◆ I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
- 99◆ I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- 99◆ Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
- 99◆ Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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