Driving sayings
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- 99◆ All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.
- 99◆ Admit it. You feel kind of like a badass speeding through those school zones in the morning.
- 99◆ Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
- 99◆ I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
- 99◆ As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
- 99◆ If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.'
- 99◆ I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
- 99◆ A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
- 99◆ I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
- 99◆ Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
- 99◆ No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
- 99◆ I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
- 99◆ My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fuck up.
- 99◆ I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
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