Driving proverbs

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◆ I used to hate red lights. Now they just give me time to text.

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◆ My car finally heats up when I reach my destination.

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◆ What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!

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◆ You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.

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◆ It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio.

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◆ 4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me!

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◆ When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.

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◆ Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.

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◆ You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!

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◆ When advertising your business on the side of your car it's a good idea not to drive like a complete asshole.

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◆ There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.

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◆ You are sitting in the passenger seat = don't touch my perfectly positioned vents!

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◆ I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me.

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◆ Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.

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◆ When I'm driving, I hate pedestrians. When I'm a pedestrian, I hate drivers...

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