Short funny poems
Doggy heaven
- by Larry Huggins 59
All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!
Belly button magic
- by Richard Leavesley 58
Oh my beloved belly button.The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?