Being drunk quotations

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◆ Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.

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◆ Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.

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◆ As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.

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◆ Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.

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◆ I hate being around a bunch of drunk ass adults.

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◆ Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.

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◆ Why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a ass of themselves...

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◆ Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels kinda nice...

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◆ Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage.

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◆ It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser

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◆ Being drunk makes walking places hard.

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◆ Let's quit and become famous for being drunk 24/7 ?

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◆ I hate being drunk when other people are not.

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◆ Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

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◆ Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.

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