Being drunk sayings
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- 99◆ They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.
- 99◆ Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
- 99◆ No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
- 99◆ Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
- 99◆ The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night.
- Robert Boughter99◆ That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
- Robert Escalante99◆ I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.
- 99◆ Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
- 99◆ You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.
- 99◆ I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.
- 99◆ Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking.
- 99◆ This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
- 99◆ This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself.
- 99◆ Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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