April fools day quotations
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- 99◆ April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year...
- 98◆ I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool's joke.
- 98◆ I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme.
- 98◆ This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty.
- 98◆ Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
- 98◆ I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March.
- 98◆ Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government.
- 98◆ Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed.
- 98◆ I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement.
- 98◆ Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis.
- 98◆ To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant.
- 98◆ Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.
- 98◆ Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
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